ELEPHANTICITY Comments to E-phant You have reached the OLD place we kept this material. It has been moved to Here!

C'mon over!

Okay. Thanx. Whoever went to such GREAT effort to sign me up for three not-quite-legal-sexual-preference forums, whoever made sure the Mormon church knew my email address, whoever promised the Republican National Committee a major donation from Lieutenant Commander Payne (in the army, that would, of course, be Major Pain...), whoever spoofed their return email to make Scientific Atlanta think I tried to email them a virus, thanks. Hope y'all used a towel when you thought all this up, so your moms didn't note the sticky spot while laundering your Charlie's Angels bedsheets.